reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted