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reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via murphy-punchers)

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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2 months ago · 08th May 14
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